KeysToAscension

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The Duck at the Roadside by KeysToAscension, literature

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The Duck at the Roadside

Many years ago, when I was travelling through a foreign land, I met a duck at the side of the road. I had been walking alone for many days and was happy to see the duck as ducks have flown high and far and have seen many strange, unusual things which makes them fine travelling companions. I greeted the duck and was happy to find that he was heading in the same direction as I, but as we walked, the duck seemed downcast. "What troubles you, friend?" I asked, but the duck merely shook his head and continued walking. "Please, friend, I too am well travelled and have learned many useful skills and tricks in my time - maybe I can help you wit

Legend of Young Barack Obama by KeysToAscension, literature

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Legend of Young Barack Obama

Barack Obama The people he will represent In his newfound role As the first black president But years before this Barack needed a dump But something began to happen As he lowered his rump And there arose Up from the bog That most symbolic of symbols A talking frog "Listen well, young Barack," The frog loudly croaked But it was with surprise That our hero nearly choked "You are the chosen one," Said the wise amphibian "Although I can't vote for you I'm Namibian" "But chosen for what?" Asked the young black boy "Where is it that I Will find my future employ?" The frog smiled wide, "As the first black president" It crie

New Breed by KeysToAscension, literature

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New Breed

Created, not born Programmed, not raised Sprung fresh from our loins The new breed surfaces Your mother a modem And you farther a keyboard Creature of the system Life is your passing fad Innocence long since faded Cables supply you with knowledge Power lines sustain you As you amass 'freedom' This new breed was a matter of time Now that they're here, One body, spread across the world More than human, but maybe a little less too Surviving on a constant diet Of opinion and half-truth The truest manifestation of 'freedom of speech' Is bad satire and introversion

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Aug 22
United Kingdom
Deviant for 16 years
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I get around and like to try new things. Primarily a novelist, but I write columns and poetry when the mood takes me. Occasional photographer on account of how well I get along with actual photographers (and a right random strong of coincidences that was) but none of their talent has really rubbed off on me. I've put pencil to paper before, with mixed results. Lego.

Favourite Visual Artist

Roger Dean

Favourite Movies

The Blues Brother, The Shawshank Redemption, The Warriors

Favourite TV Shows

House, How I Met Your Mother, Friends

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Coheed and Cambria, Dream Theater

Favourite Books

He Died With a Felafel In His Hand, Generation Kill, Catch-22, On the Road

Favourite Writers

China Miéville, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore

Favourite Games

Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Morrowind

Favourite Gaming Platform

Tools of the Trade

Quick wit and a harmonica

Other Interests

Telling stories and ultra-violence

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KeysToAscension

Nov 15, 2011

Devious Journal Entry

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Ahh, it's good to be back. Not really, I didn't really leave this time. I just went ages without uploading anything. So, yeah, bam, two new photos for you, only one of them I actually like ;) I've got another two from a 'photoshoot' I did a couple of months back that'll be up in a few days. It's callled building tension, dudes, that's why I'm making you wait :D Lets see, I do have a script I could upload, but, honestly, it totally sucks. Most of the other things I've written recently have been a little too raw for anyone to actually see. I mean, first draft type stuff, they're more dialogue notes than actual prose. I'll have to refine those

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KeysToAscension

Jun 18, 2011

Deleted Deviantions

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I cleared out a whole load of rubbish a while back, but I just now deleted the 'Hungry, Hungry Zombies'. I watched 2 girls 1 cup and I can't say I really 'got' it. Or enjoyed it. But the photo I uploaded? Seriously, guys.

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KeysToAscension

Feb 23, 2011

Making films!

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Curses, deviantArt won't let you upload video! Lucky me, I'm now doing a Media course ;) Now, for those that don't live in the UK, if you're going to go to a good university, you have to do A-Levels. I did my A-Levels and a slightly ridiculous amount of Command and Conquer. As a result, I did pretty badly in my A-Levels. Totally worth it! :D Because I do still want to go to uni, I'm having to do another course to get the all important UCAS points. Due to complications with the recession, the only course I could get on was a Media Production thing. It's actually pretty good, even though I'm a novelist and the keep saying about how to get job